By the grace of God, I am what I am.

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

I hate it when some place asks for your shirt size and gives you a completely different size. Why did you ask if you were going to ignore me? Do I look bigger than I actually am? I asked for a medium and they gave me an extra large. Even if they thought the medium would be embarrassingly skin tight, isn’t that MY decision? Now I’m drowning in a staff shirt that I hate. JUST GIVE ME WHAT I ASK FOR!

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

droescha:

Roses are white

nightlock is blue

it’s called Catching Fire

not Hunger Games 2

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

lilysakura:

Please don’t assume I’m unintelligent just because I enjoy putting effort into my appearance and have hello kitty school supplies

mrscalypsojackson:

ameliafromafairytale:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to all the people who understand that it’s possible to be religious and still believe in science

BLESS^

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

I hate it when I reach that point in the night where I am hungry, so I either have to sleep and wait until morning or get something to eat now and stay up later… 

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

At first, I feel like:

About an hour later, I’ll suddenly realize what’s happened:

Then it really hits me, and I’m like:

Meanwhile, my insides are having this intense montage of explosions and sad music for the next few days, sort of like: 

Loved it. But now I want to call EVERYONE “Old Sport.”

1) Buying gratuitous amounts of nail polish. 

2) Wearing high heels around the house while cleaning. 

3) Talking in strange voices and dancing like an idiot while driving.

4) Singing in strange voices along with Michael Buble. 

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

totally-relatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

howitfeelstobeglutenfree:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

“On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, ‘where the fuck did you get that banana at?’ “ 

Mitch Hedburg

timelady-at-hearts:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green steals a loaf of bread 

john valjean